Archive for March, 2007

spare any lindens?

Monday, March 26th, 2007

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i am countering my disgust with the proliferation of malls and RL advertising in SL by begging for change as a dirty bum at some of SLs most popular shopping destinations. i can’t believe that given a chance to build any magical thing in the world, some people build perfect replicas of malls.

most people ignore me - just like being a bum in real life! but tonight i made $1 linden, with the thoughful wishes:

[20:57] sofia Usher: YOU RE WELCOME TAKE CARE OF YOU

you can get your own spare change cup and cardboard box from loch newchurch, who runs the excellent hobo store called paper soap co.

it always ends in hard alley

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

vatic took me and able around to a bunch of strip clubs. i drank a ton of champagne and did coke in the bathrooms until i was sick all over myself in amsterdam. by the time we made it to hard alley i felt like shit warmed over. after being kicked off the stage for trying to pole dance and driving paying customers away, i slumped wasted and dirty in a chair by the stage. a ruined woman named lavinia plied her wares on the pole, tits set to 100. she gyrated blithely while everyone in the place clicked her clit over and over. it’s a fucking filthy depressing life.

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CyberGirl by the other Isis

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

A few months ago, I randomly IM’d another resident who was also named Isis - Isis Desmoulins. We chatted a bit about being named Isis, and I ended up TPing to her store, Pleiades Designs, where she sells some really neat fantasy gear for avatars. She gave me a wonderful present while we visited, one of her outfits, called simply CyberGirl.

I have been spending a lot more time seeking out cute “real life” style clothes lately than I have been engaging in more fantastical stuff… But tonight I decided to drop the CyberGirl folder onto myself and see what it was all about. It’s a bunch of super creepy cybery attachments with glowing green lights, black eyes, and a face mask covered in wires. Paired with a latex dress from SweetDreams and Kin Keiko’s “taffy” hair, I am from a very hot and fucked up future:

cybergirl

shanty begging

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

i can has shanty?

this was my scam to try to charm eric & zuzu into letting me put my island shanty hovel up on their land. i put up the shanty and left this sign on it.

it worked… but they are slumlords who won’t do anything about the mice and bunnies that overrun my poor island home. just kidding - they are the best island mates ever and it is super cozy living with them.

soon, i will be incredibly wealthy in the metaverse

Saturday, March 10th, 2007

I posted some of the stuff I made in SLExchange:

http://slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&MerchantID=46736

Despite the fact that you can get a lot of it for free if you can track down my shanty.

Also, I really need to do a nice layout for this blog. It’s so hideous to use the wordpress default.

peepz!

Saturday, March 10th, 2007

i stayed up very late with able & eric. the topic of peeps came up during our long chat, maybe because we were talking about jesus, and how he doesn’t live in the crypt anymore. i decided to make a peep! i worked on it for a while, and when it was done i made a whole row of them!

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